[Paul Lismore] Kan Rs 1.5 milliards nou larzan disparet dan poches ban parasites...
01/12/2020

[Paul Lismore] Kan Rs 1.5 milliards nou larzan disparet dan poches ban parasites...

Dernier lexanp : " Le directeur, Jagannada Reddi Tillaiven, avait été arrêté par une équipe de l’Independent Commission against Corruption (Icac), le mercredi 28 octobre, pour soupçon de blanchiment d’argent.... Cette société ne reçoit quasi pas de rentrée d’argent, avait eu un contrat pour l’approvisionnement de masques pour la somme de Rs 9 425 000." Soi dizan "Emergency Procurement" kot ventilaters kommander pou Rs 500 millions en Mars rant dan Maurice 4-5 mois aprer et bizin met manivelle ar zot pou zot travay...La oussi, dan 50 ventilaters, moin ki 10 travay! Kan zourlanus al ekut Zouberr et so tchurel fer live conference tou les zours, kifer zot pa dimane li ene sinp question: " Eski ou kapav donne nou definition "EMERGENCY", LGTM? Et si sa pa tro fatig sa ban pov zourlanus la, dimane li sa question la: " Nomme ene lot pays dan le monde kot quincaillerie, bizouterie, sa ggt Bissoon Mungroo la, etc vine experts dan medicine/farmaci dan…

P Paul Lismore
[Paul Lismore] How can Icac fight corruption when it is itself corrupt to the core ?
30/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] How can Icac fight corruption when it is itself corrupt to the core ?

On 6th October, some members of staff of ICAC wrote a letter to the Parliamentary Committee of ICAC, otherwise known as yet another group of layabouts doing next to nothing but who like to call each other "Honourable". As expected, the layabouts did nothing about that letter of complaint which, lest we forget, came directly from the heart of ICAC itself. Let me give you some of the salient points of that letter, and hopefully, even the trolls who pollute Facebook, will come to accept that ICAC is now so corrupt that it could not fight its way out of a wet paper bag, never mind fight corruption. 1/ " We firmly feel that Navin Beekarry has been bringing the institution into disrepute since his appointment and continues to fail as Head of an institution requiring the highest of moral values, the strongest sense of ethics and the best conduct and attitude in the workplace. These qualities are blatantly lacking in NB as we are about to illustrate." That is how the writers start their…

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[Paul Lismore] Be fair, people! For once, Pravind Jugnauth is right!
29/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] Be fair, people! For once, Pravind Jugnauth is right!

Kan li ti koup riban ene zafer ki apel MUGA (mo koir ene trick de Sherry Darling sa, pou tou ban mugs out there...), nou Premier Ministre bien intellizan ti dire: " Pravind Jugnauth maintient que depuis son arrivée au pouvoir, les trafiquants n’arrêtent pas de trembler." Pou ene foi, li p koz vrai, laisse mo dire ou... Boukou letide in montrer ki many men and women " have tremors and contractions throughout their whole body when they have an orgasm." Oui zot trenbler! Pravind Jugnauth ena rezon pou dire ki trafikan la drog pa p aret trenbler depi li vine o pouvoir, parski business p marse extra bien, et zamai nou in ena sa kantite la drog ki p circuler dan pays! Alor, depi MSM in pran pouvoir en 2014, trafikans pa p arete desarzer ditou! Sitan zot gagne bon, ki zot kontan tire selfies ar nou PM, possib kom ene ti geste de remerciman....Zot ti desarz boukou kan ene komisser de police ti montrer kouma kass lerin mafia la drog kan li fer tire ene emergency passport pou ene…

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[Paul Lismore] Bel Air Sugar Estate (BASE): where you can double your money for the same plot of land...
28/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] Bel Air Sugar Estate (BASE): where you can double your money for the same plot of land...

Vreman ena bez dan sa ggt pays la! Kikzos ki dimoune dan lezot pays koir ki inpossib pou fer ou ariver, dan L'ile Moriste, linpossib in vine possib. Many have written and opined about the scandal known as lANGUSsorma, and yesterday Pravind Jugnauth made the scandal even worse with one of the most stupid press conferences ever. Never mind the banning of L'Express or the shameful presence of zourlanus from other papers/rags/radio sousou when real journalists would have walked out en masse as a gesture of solidarity with their colleagues at L'Express. But you know my feelings about zourlanus and their crap 'ethics' and 'deontolozi' which come straight from experts in gogotolozi....Let me get to one aspect of this scandal which shows that Bel Air Sugar Estate are real geniuses when it comes to making money. Zamai dan mo la vi mo in tan ene conpagni van ene boutte la terre ar 2 dimounes et garde pitaye sa 2 idiots la, san ki oken dimoune dire: Ena bez la! Let me explain: …

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[Paul Lismore] Congratulations to Lady Macbeth for being reappointed as DG of the MBC...
27/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] Congratulations to Lady Macbeth for being reappointed as DG of the MBC...

Yes! As I have been warning you over several weeks, the "Commission d'enquete" on Anooj Ramsurrun's grotesque temper tantrum with a mobile phone will conclude that he should go back to his job as DG of that thing called the MBC. DG par interim, which I am sure makes him the longest nomination par interim of anyone in the world... All staff at the MBC have to submit a certificat de moralite, but not our Anooj! His arrest for stealing whisky, and other misdemeanours like dodgy certificates for courses that were never followed, swapping free publicity at the MBC for free and very expensive air tickets and de luxe hotel stays for him and his family, etc etc are considered 'normal' in an institution where crimes and misdemeanours are apparently the norm for the zom pitins who are in charge of the MBC... Anyway, Sovaz Anooj is back, and now the phone calls at 4 p.m. every day between him and Lady Macbeth can officially resume. They did not stop during his period of 'suspension', where…

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[Paul Lismore] Questions re "Mo pou kass lerin mafia la drog! mo pou san pitie!"
26/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] Questions re "Mo pou kass lerin mafia la drog! mo pou san pitie!"

1/ Ki sel Premier Ministre ki in confess ki marsan la drog ti p souvan amene tant ranpli ar billets kom 'donation politik' pou li? 2/ Ki sel Premier Ministre ki ti invite marsan la drog dan ban fete a chateau Reduit? 3/ Ki sel Premier Ministre ki zamai in poursuiv Harish Boodhoo malgre ki plusieurs foi Harish Boodhoo in akiz li kom beneficier larzan sale la drog? 4/ Ki sel Premier Ministre ki in dire ki larzan pou ranz HQ so parti, also known as batiman la honte, sorti depi 'donations politiks'? Answers to questions 1-4: Sir Aneerood Jugnauth. 5/ Ki sel Premier Ministre ki ene gran marsan la drog in akiz li dan commission denket ki li meme financier principal pou inportation la drog dan Maurice? 6/ Ki sel Premier Ministre ki 100 % kont sanz la loi kont gandia malgre ki tou dimoune koner ki so fam kontan gagne nissa ar gandia? 7/ Ki sel Premier Ministre ki in ressi suiv lexanp sorpa et met ene commission denket lor la drog, et tou les 2 Commission denket in montrer klerman…

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[Paul Lismore] The circus is back in town !
24/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] The circus is back in town !

Yes people, get ready for the greatest show on earth later on today, straight from what they call the " National Assembly", also known as " The Big Top". The starring role will as usual be " The Hurler", quaintly known as " The Speaker". Clowns in real circuses pad their clothes to make them look like they have a big stomach, but our Hurler comes with a natural huge belly. Oh how he makes us laugh when he pushes that big belly forward and pretends to be a bouncer in a back street club who orders people out, or as he calls it, to "walk out"! The man is a walking burlesque show, a buffoon with no social skills and no mastery of the language he likes to use to yell at people. He is such a buffoon that he does not realise that "loudspeaker" is a term of insult directed at him personally, and rather weirdly, he often uses it himself to show what a grotesque specimen he really is... He is a clown who makes us laugh not at his "jokes" but because he is so grotesque; a mountebank,…

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[Paul Lismore] The obscene amount of money we fork out for politicians until the day they die...
22/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] The obscene amount of money we fork out for politicians until the day they die...

Next time you see a politician, any politician who asks you to vote for him/her, to 'Vote bloc' for his party, because he or she will 'gouverne autrement', ask him/her this simple question: Larzan taxpayer, nou larzan, pou mari tor ma sa?" The reply will predictably be 'Non, nou pa fer sa, nou. Ban la ki fer sa!" Then ask him why we have to pay them a pension until the day they die simply because we have been stupid/generous/gullible enough to elect them for 2 mandates. You want to know how corrupt this system of pension for life really is? Have a look at the National Assembly (Retiring Allowances) Act, 1976, especially Section 3(4) which states that " Notwithstanding this Act, any retiring member who served as a member of the Assembly for the period or any part of the period commencing on the date of the first sitting of the Assembly held after the general election of 7 August 1967 and ending on 30 July 1971 and for the period orany part of the period commencing on 31 July…

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[Paul Lismore] The eunuch in charge of the harem: the castrated police commissioners in charge of our police force
21/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] The eunuch in charge of the harem: the castrated police commissioners in charge of our police force

Human behaviour is made up of some traits that are so instinctive that they become second nature to the way we operate on a daily basis. If we see an accident on the road, many people will slow down and gawp at the mangled mess and very few of us will actually stop and offer any help to the unfortunate victims. Our reluctance to help stems largely from the hope that better qualified people will soon be on the scene and their actions will be far more useful than anything we could offer. But what happens when those we have chosen to act on our behalf in order to alleviate the difficulties that we all face turn out to be incompetent buffoons who have mastered the art of saying 'but what can I do?' in that nauseatingly plaintive tone of the irredeemably inept? There is nothing intrinsically wrong in being inept or incompetent provided you do not go around pretending how wonderful you are, and how you are much better than other candidates at resolving the problems that we all face as a…

P Paul Lismore
[Paul Lismore] The shameful silence of the press when our democracy is under attack...
20/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] The shameful silence of the press when our democracy is under attack...

“The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern times, sometimes one forgets which it is.”– E. F. Schumacher. It is quite easy to remember what the Mauritian press is, especially over the last decade. It is mostly a curse of our times, staffed by absolute idiots who will print anything for a few shekels. Gone are the days of the great writers, the editorialists with a cultured pen who would present to us the reality of our lives in an objective, non partisan manner. Now, we have pretentious, uncivilised oiks who have the cheek to call themselves 'journalists' and who are always ready to sell their poison pens to the highest bidder. We have all seen the clearly fake videos of Roshi Badhain being peddled by the toilets known as Insane News and Wazaacunt, both owned by an arsehole known as Sunil Gohin. Both pestilential organs are largely financed by contracts awarded in very strange circumstances by Sherry darling and his MT of trolls,…

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[Paul Lismore] Urgent! Crowd funding appeal for someone who apparently can't see and hear properly...
19/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] Urgent! Crowd funding appeal for someone who apparently can't see and hear properly...

Please Lepep Admirab, contribute generously. This is a terribly sad case of a gentleman who can no longer see or hear properly. For more than a week, most of us have watched a video of a minister making all sorts of promises to the electorate of Chemin Grenier. Oui, vote pou Parasol, ki kouma zot koner c symbol pou nou Lachanya local, nou Rihanna avek so parasol enpoisonee... " Sur cette vidéo, on entend Alan Ganoo promettre aux habitants de l’emploi dans la fonction publique, notamment au sein de la National Transport Corporation, la police et la Cargo Handling Corporation Limited. Le ministre affirme qu’il fera son maximum pour les jeunes qui ont fait acte de candidature dans ces divers secteurs. Avant d’enchaîner sur les permis de taxis qui seront disponibles. " Missier Irfan Rahman, nou Komisser Elektoral en permanence, bien bizin ene hearing aid et ene walking stick pou li kapav sorti in p et guetter kouma la loi elektoral ki li soidizan en sarz p bafouer…

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[Paul Lismore] It is dishonest of politicians to ask ordinary citizens to take legal action re IANGUSsorma
18/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] It is dishonest of politicians to ask ordinary citizens to take legal action re IANGUSsorma

I did not sleep too well last night. This was entirely my fault as I chose to watch during the day the truly horrific video nasty of a National Assembly flouting all the rules of democracy, with a grotesque hooligan as Speaker acting as the tapeur of a quite undignified Prime Minister shouting, along with the rest of the mob behind him, "Deor!", What sort of democrats are these people who cheer and encourage a buffoon of an unelected Speaker to eject MLAs elected by the vote of the people? I do watch a lot of political stuff on TV, and I have to say that I have never seen a more chaotic, disorganised shambles in any parliament in the world. And it is all entirely the fault of a Speaker who has all the finesse of a third rate drunk in a ramshackle la kanbiz, spouting nonsense in a language so disfigured with horrendous crimes of grammar, elocution, and basic sentence construction, that the fat, charmless idiot ought to now market himself as the inventor of a new language that…

P Paul Lismore
[Paul Lismore] Those having wet dreams about PJ resigning ought to go and have a cold shower...
16/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] Those having wet dreams about PJ resigning ought to go and have a cold shower...

" If something is true, no amount of wishful thinking will change it."---Richard Dawkins It is very simple: Facts are facts and nothing can change that. It needed Ivan Collendavelloo to say something, which in any case was quite inaccurate, for many people to start thinking about Pravind Jugnauth being made to leave his Prime Minister's post. The facts are very simple: 1/ I cannot think of any circumstance that would lead any of the MSM zombies to vote against the man that has brought them so many laddoos. Many are now so rich that they would never consider saying even 'boo!' to the one who, by hook or by crook, has increased their wealth and standard of living immensely. 2/ We do not have politicians in Mauritius: we have servants of the party leaders who know that their own ineptitude and intense mediocrity could never provide them with the goodies that licking the party leaders' arses brings them. Multiply that a hundredfold with the zombies in the MSM, and you will understand…

P Paul Lismore
[Paul Lismore] Ki pli gran souhait de Pravind Jugnauth ?
15/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] Ki pli gran souhait de Pravind Jugnauth ?

Reponse: ki sak semaine ena ene conze piblik relizier, alor li kapav fer so meetings politiks tou les zours...Garanti ki ban iMBCiles pou filmer tou, et ki le defi/Radio Minus pou re cheker si micro ki zot in meter en permanence dan so tonkin pou kapte tou. Divali in fini, enter Yaum-un-Nabi. Alor , soucerres Laskars, on your marks please! Pratik zot pli gran sourire soucerre kan missier la vini, ok? Ban soucerres malbars p manz zot gato la, alor pran lavantaz et al dire nou 'jeune et dynamique Pravind Kumar Jugnauth" ki li meme zot mari, followed by " Pa gagne ene ti boutte ar ou?" Aprer sa, soucerres Creoles pou gagne zot sans kan Noel/Pacques vini....Mai mari malsans pou nou PM, parski li pa en droit ouver la guele dan legliz pou so meetings... Mai rapel bien! Zanvier a Mars, soucerres malbars pou re montrer ki dan zafer Katoris, zot meme sanpion! Sankranti, Cavadee, Maha Shivratri, etc, c tou ban gran lokazion pou missier la fer so meetings politik, et grandi so collection…

P Paul Lismore
[Paul Lismore] L'Express leaks: kot soidizan "  l'express vous dévoile ici ce que les autres vous cachent"
14/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] L'Express leaks: kot soidizan " l'express vous dévoile ici ce que les autres vous cachent"

Mo prefer apel sa ene game ki L'Express in inventer et ki apel, "Guess who we are talking about"...Bien bien rare ki zot donne details ki bizin. La plipar di tan, dimoune bizin fer ene guessing game lor zot soi dizan leaks pou koner kisan la zot p refer to. Ala dernier exanp: " La maison sur la falaise Des policiers d’un poste du Sud se plaignent de devoir surveiller 24h/24 la maison de vacances d’un ministre nichée sur une falaise. «Li vini ziss week-end ek nou nou bizin véy so kanpman», déplorent-ils. Le comble, c’est que le poste roule en sous-effectif." Kan mo lire sa, mo penser ki possib Alan Govinden p fer remake of The French Lieutenant's Woman! Mai mo fer ene ti recherche et mo truver ki "falaise" la, c Gris Gris sa.... Et ministre la, c possibleman ministre pli arrogant et inconpetan dan sa gouvernman la, ene ministre ki koir akoz li koz ene francais ok, sa otomatikman fer li extra intellizan... Yes, my dear friends, ministre la , c Renganaden Padaleksy,…

P Paul Lismore
[Paul Lismore] IBA : The embodiment of all that is wrong with this country
13/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] IBA : The embodiment of all that is wrong with this country

“Among a people generally corrupt, liberty cannot long exist.” ― Edmund Burke It has taken the "Independent" Broadcasting Authority 5 months to decide a case that all right thinking people already knew straight away that the MBC was completely wrong to broadcast their stupid, completely biased programme, and worse, to then refuse the Church to have the right to reply that would be automatic in any self respecting democracy. 5 months!! And the people on its Board are supposed to be very 'learned', wise, experienced and objective! This is what happens when you allow a dictator, better known in Mauritius as our Prime Minister, complete leeway in the appointment of his zombies on a board designed to act as an "Independent" watchdog. Every one of its 9 members are all appointed by the Prime Minister, same as all the idiots on the MBC Board are all the Prime Minister's stooges. That is not a criticism of Pravind Jugnauth only. ALL our Prime Ministers have tolerated this terrible…

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[Paul Lismore] When the 'sharing, caring' brigade of loud mouths prove that a little knowledge is indeed a dangerous
12/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] When the 'sharing, caring' brigade of loud mouths prove that a little knowledge is indeed a dangerous

Pou ene foi, ene ministre dan ene gouvernman bien en fesse p amene ene la loi ki pou at least reglemant kouma nou guet nou zenfans. Oui, the Children's Bill de Kalpana Koonjoo-Shah pa parfait, mai o moin li p fer seki oken ministre fam/gender equality/children pa in fer avan: codifier tou ban zefor pou ki zenfans dan Maurice o moin gagne ene sans pou grandi et vine adultes responsab. Mo pou koz lor zis ene eleman sa Children's Bill la, ki zourlanus et ban soidizan 'caring/sharing' groups p critiker: Age of criminal responsibility, i.e. the age below which a child is deemed incapable of having committed a criminal offence. Nouvo Children's bill pou ogmant sa depi laz 12 ans et fer sa vine 14 ans. Ayo! Guet kouma ban ki deklar zot kom "travayer social" ou Sikolog/sociolog p fer tapaz lor sa! Soi dizan laz 14 ans tro feb et ena p dire ki bizin fer sa vine 18 ans....c a dire, ki ene dimoune en ba 18 ans PA KAPAV FER ENE CRIME PARSKI LI PA KONER KI ENE CRIME SA! Oui, kan ene ti macro…

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[Paul Lismore] Pena gran diferans entre ban 'jeunes' ki pou soidizan 'gouverner autrement' et ban dinozor...
11/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] Pena gran diferans entre ban 'jeunes' ki pou soidizan 'gouverner autrement' et ban dinozor...

Ki sa longanis/treter ki in baisse so prix "konsiltation" et in kouyonne sa ban zourlanus en fesse, sirtou ban ki dan radio, ki zot ena potentiel vine gran politiciens? Ki ene Lepep assoiffee de vrai demokrasi, de vrai accountability bien bizin ban zoaves extra arrogan, extra kouyon, extra hypokrite, extra soucerre pou redresse sa pays la? Hier, nou ti tan ene maha hypocrite ki apel Subasatini akiz Joanna Berenger de " hypocrite", et ene lache kumsa fer sa akization la kan Joanna pa ti dan Lassenblee National.. .Ki pli gran hypocrite ki ene salete ki ti p sikane, critic, moque ban Jugnauths ziska koumansman 2019, mai ene ticket MSM fer so la guele fesse pa zis teigne ene sel kou, mai fer siro et du miel kouler lor ban Jugs sak foi li mentionne 'le jeune et dynamique' Pravind Kumar Jugnauth? Mo zis esperer ki so zes aktrice kan li ti lav li pied ene pelerin dan Maha Shivratri lannee derniere pa in fer li pied la pourri.... Avek Subasatini, ena Lachanya le maha opportuniste…

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[Paul Lismore] When an uncultured buffoon takes over our Parliament and 70 idiots mandated by us feel powerless...
10/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] When an uncultured buffoon takes over our Parliament and 70 idiots mandated by us feel powerless...

Sa meme nou demokrasi la sa? Kan ene clown ki pena manniere, pa konne koz Anglais, pena oken social skills, ene vaurien ki tou so cariere miserab in depanne lor nominations ban politiciens en fesse....kan met ene dimoune san manniere et san oken matirite politik pran sarz nou parlman et laisse li fer seki li envi, fer nou parlman vine ene comedi burlesque kot ene clown vine largue so gro kk la ba sak mardi, nou nepli dan ene demokrasi. Nou dan ene diktatire kot ene premier ministre ki ti koner li in kokin dernier elections in nomme ene vrai idiot ki pou merde ar seki piblik penser lor li et ki pou amene ene sel role: Defanne sa PM la, defanne so ban zombies, fer tou possib pou interomp lopposition avek ban points extra kouyon et sovaz. Ene vrai demokrasi, c kan parlmenteurs ki in eli par lepep kapav fer so travay. Li zamai pou ene demokrasi kan ene bouffon ki pa in eli par personne, apart ene quarantaine zombies, vreman koir ki Lassenblee National la, pou mari sorma sa. Li pa…

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[Paul Lismore] The extended Divali programme for our patriote Pravind...
09/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] The extended Divali programme for our patriote Pravind...

Oui, lepep admirab, moi le grand Patriote Pravind ici, better known as PP, or Pipi, if you want to be informal. Kan ena rode manz pli gros part gato, zot p mank respect! Zot ban anti patriotes! Zot ban menteurs! Zot pa koner ki pli gros part gato la, c pou moi et mo la cuisine sa? Zot envi ki Lady Macbeth bez zot koutte balier et tire zot diab ki fer zot koir ki zot ki pou gagne pli gro part gato la? Bon, laisse mo donne zot mo programme de 12 zours a Divali. Lepep Kouyon pou fete zis le 14 Novam, mai moi, PiPi, mo koumans celebrer 12 zours avan et ena soucerres ki pou invite moi celebrer meme 12 zours aprer le 14 Novam! Ban patriotes sa! Zot gagne bon kan zot met ene rido lor mo zepol parski zot koner ki sa fer moi penser ki mo bien important... Ala extended program pou Divali pou PiPi. Dan 3 mois, mo donne zot mo extended programme pou fete Eid/ Ramadan ki pou aller pou plis ki ene moi, extended programme pou Ougadi, Noel, etc... Et pa blier mo marathon en tan record depi Vacoas…

P Paul Lismore
" Malheureusement, il y a des têtes brûlées qui ne réfléchissent pas et tentent le tout pour le tout pour déstabiliser le pays"
08/11/2020

" Malheureusement, il y a des têtes brûlées qui ne réfléchissent pas et tentent le tout pour le tout pour déstabiliser le pays"

Pravind Jugnauth ena full rezon! Ala ban lexanp kot ban tetes brulees p destabiliz et detruire sa pays la... 1/ In appoint ene Speaker ki sitan degoutan ki nou ti pou prefere ene marsan ki krier "kolfimalay!"ki ti pou preside lassenblee national...En plus, marsan la ti pou ena pli bon manniere, charme, personalite, et ledikation ki sa gro bourik la.. 2/ In nomme tou kalite parasites ki in pran nou institutions kouma dire leritaz mari zot mama sa. Ban vauriens ki koir ki nou doi zot ene limousine ek so sofer, tou kalite privilez ki sorti depi nou poches, 13eme/14eme moi, mem 15ieme moi la paye pou zis assizer, gratter, senti, et dire " Oui Missier, to meme mo mari! Seki to dire, sa meme!" 3/Ene tete brulee in nomme ene kommisser de police poupette ki in renplace ene marionette, et ki gagne bon kan li dire " Oui missier!" Ki pa truv narien de criminel si 'nou bann' ki p fer sa, mai ki pou sote lor ninporte kisan la ki apel missier la ene ti cretin voleur, kouyonneur, menteur,…

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[Paul Lismore] Urgently wanted! Someone who can count to 10 to lead Statistics Mauritius...
05/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] Urgently wanted! Someone who can count to 10 to lead Statistics Mauritius...

Vreman ena bez dan sa ggt pays la! Depi kan Statistics Mauritius p donne nou ban chiffres ki p kouyonne nou, ki pa make sense ditou, ki totalman le kontrer de seki ene lepep entier truver avek zot prop lizier tou les zours? Laisse mo met 2 lexanp kouma bullshit p baffle the brains a sa ban patriotes dan Statistics Mauritius : 1/ Dan ene pays kot 1/4 popilation p souffer avek diabetes, ene gran proportion avek maladi cardiak/obesite/ tansion/cholesterol, boukou boir la boisson kouma cochon, ene ta dimounes p pran la drog, etc etc, Statistics Mauritius in fer ene Sondaz!!! So Sondaz en fesse dire nou ki 7 Morisiens lor 10 dire ki zot en bonne sante! Mo koir sondaz la ti bazer lor sa question la: "Koumayer? Tou korek?" Et 7 dimounes in reponne avek bon manniere et dire : "Oui, Tou korek. P al manz in p laddoos la". Et 3 dimounes, kom touzour bizin plaigner et in reponne: "Ayo! Mo in gagne diarrhee. Si sa kontinier, mo pou disparet dan mo toilettes la!" Aprer sa sondaz la,…

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[Paul Lismore] Amerikins et Anglais trenbler kan "le jeune et dynamique" Pravind Kumar Jugnauth menace zot!
04/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] Amerikins et Anglais trenbler kan "le jeune et dynamique" Pravind Kumar Jugnauth menace zot!

Oui, mes chers amis, zot koir ki elections presidentiel ki p fatig ban Amerikins la? NON! Sel zafer dan zot la tete, c sa menace extraordiner ki Pravind Jugnauth in fer kont zot hier! Meme Putin, Xi Jinping, Modi, Imran Khan, et lezot leaders ban pays ki ena zarm nucleaires p dire: Sakili! Kommien lannee nou p rode fer sa ban Amerikins la bourrer, kommien zarmes nucleaires/warships/satellites etc nou ena, sa pa in ena oken leffet lor oken President USA! Gran merci Bon Dier ki ena ene Praqvind Jugnauth lor sa la terre la! Li tousel kapav fer Amerikins tata dan le pantalon! Oui, Pravind Kumar Jugnauth, so ban croupions dan Har Har, Voice of 10 fausse Hindus, Dulthaidiot, l'Espagnole Zouberr, Lachanya et so 2 bazookas, Teenah et so les dents, et so 1000 soldats dan SMF et so helikopters ki pena lessence, pou fer Amerikins et Anglais bourrer depi Chagos! Sa ki apel ene vrai leader! Blier ki san USA et so AGOA, nou lindistri textile ti pou fini mort depi lontan! Blier ki san ban…

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[Paul Lismore] Mahatma Pravind and his Marches...
03/11/2020

[Paul Lismore] Mahatma Pravind and his Marches...

Mahatma Gandhi kapav marse 241 miles avek 78 followers depi Sabarmati a Dandi et ramasse ene poignee disel pou dire Anglais ki in ler pou lev pake aller. Nou Mahatma Pravind pou marse 10 miles, oui TEN miles depi lANGUSsorma Vacoas ziska Grand Bassin, et MBC, zourlanus tou la gazette, des miliers de soucerres pou enkouraz li lor sa 10 milles extra difficile la! Sakili! Sa ki fer li nou vre Mahatma! Mahatma Gandhi prone la non violence. Nou Mahatma Pravind prone la paix dan nou pays larc en ciel, mai so malsans ki li pa truver kan ban zoaves p sarier sabres lor simin...Et li fer sire ki la police escorte sa ban tilapia avek zot sabres, meme si sa ene criminal offence. Mahatma Pravindji ki Jai! Mahatma Gandhi ti la guerre kont castes, kont sa cruaute extraordiner ki dimoune decider kisan la ki high class (meme avek fesse bien sale...) et kisan la ki tou le tan pou ramasse bez...Nou Mahatma Pravind dire ki caste pa asser! Bizin ena ban club special kot zom montrer ene tt et ene…

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